Father's Day 2017 Gift Pack
Dads- you're awesome. You work hard. We see you. Here are some goodies to honor you:
Food Discounts (What dad doesn't love discounts on food?)
Pizza: Papa Murphy's - $3/off any family style pizza.
BBQ: One90 Smoked Meats: 10% off when you tell them you are a dad from Antioch (runs 6/15-6/19)
Burgers: Chip's Lakewood: $5/off order of $25 or more (coupon here)
FroYo: TCBY on Mockingbird: Buy one, get one 50% off (coupon here)
Vert's: Download their app and get a free meal (details here)
Kids Eat Free List: Even better than a discount- here are places where kids eat free at certain dates and times!
Dickeys BBQ: Kids eat free with the purchase of an adult meal on Sundays (details here)
Luby's: Free kid’s plate with purchase of an adult dine-in meal all day Wednesday and Saturday. Ages 10 and younger. Days and details vary by location. (call to confirm)
Cafe Brazil: Kids eat free with the purchase of an adult meal- Sun-Thurs from 5-10pm (details here)
Up Your Game With These 11 Dad Jokes:
1. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta
3. Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable.
4. Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
5. Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
7. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant
8. Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
9. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
10. What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
11. I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
Happy Father's Day!